Will You Accept This Rot? How watching ‘The Bachelor’ and ‘The Bachelorette’ can literally f*ck up your life, even though it’s fun.

Relationship entertainment – not relationship education!

March 2016: Well, another season of The Bachelor has just concluded. Drop-dead gorgeous and truly delightful Bachelor Ben Higgins is engaged to the sweet blonde, Lauren Bushnell. The runner-up, JoJo (although, I prefer her full name – Joelle) is the new Bachelorette – and I have no doubt she’ll be fabulous.

I’ll admit it – I love The Bachelor. And The Bachelorette. As a dating and relationship ‘expert’, it intrigues me almost every season – unless I’m completely bored or disinterested in that particular Bachelor or Bachelorette. (Juan Pablo, anyone? I could barely watch an episode of that season. I thought he was a douche. And his ‘sexy’ accent and general arrogance irritated me.)

Anyway, it’s fun to see how the various relationships develop, and try to figure out who he or she will choose in the end – and why. But while watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is a kick, it’s absolutely disastrous to live your love life by. And I have no doubt it’s doing more harm than good, especially to impressionable young people (particularly girls/women who are obsessed with the show), as it’s literally a what-not-to-do guide to choosing a life partner.

‘Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name’ – The Doors

Choosing a life partner is a big deal. Getting engaged is a big deal. Marriage is a big deal. Having children is the biggest deal of all. And couples at the end of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette seasons barely know each other – yet they almost always get engaged. To say that’s premature would be the understatement of the year.

You don’t choose a life partner based on attraction / chemistry / that ‘just know’ feeling within the first few months of dating (and not even dating exclusively, in the case of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette). That lovey dovey vibe is only one small cog in a very big wheel. You choose a life partner based on how you treat each other on a day-to-day basis, how you communicate, make decisions and resolve conflict, how you negotiate sex, money, how you want to spend your time together and much more, what you both want out of life, how you enjoy each other’s company, how you work as a team… These are only things you can determine over time (2 – 3 years) when cameras are switched off and you have to balance work, domestic duties, your relationship, family, friends, holidays and other interests. In short, how will that person show up for you in good times and bad? What are you left with when the romance fades and real life begins?

Feeling ‘in love’ is only one cog in the wheel

The amount of years I spent focusing on feelings and assuming everything would fall into place as long as I was ‘in love’ and he was ‘in love’… I could kick myself! Oh well. What’s done is done. It’s not too late for me. I’m in my late 30s. I don’t particularly want kids, so there’s no biological clock pressure there for me. And I have a lovely boyfriend at the moment with whom I see a potential future (as does he), so it’s all good. But there are literally women who’ve made bad relationship decisions over and over again, it’s now too late for them to have the family they always wanted, and are probably angry no one over told them the best approach to securing a life partner.

Being in love and being loving are two very different things. For me, they were always one and the same. If I was in love, I was actively loving. (Hell, even when I wasn’t that in love, I was actively loving.) But I haven’t always received that in return. I’ve had boyfriends tell me they love me / they’re in love with me, but not treat me in a loving manner. At the end of the day, these kinds of partners are completely useless. The relationship will never lead to happiness if someone’s unwilling or unable to back up their words with actions. And it doesn’t matter why. The point is it’s not happening. I wish I’d walked away sooner. I think almost every woman (and many men) have had to learn this the hard way.

The unsurprising limited success of the shows’ relationships

Not surprisingly, after 20 seasons of The Bachelor in the US, only one couple has married (the best Bachelor, Sean Lowe, and Bachelor couple, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici, ever, in my opinion!), and are about to have their first child. Another Bachelor, Jason Mesnick, realised he made a mistake and ended up marrying the runner-up. They’re still married, and have two kids. The Bachelorette has been a little more successful, leading to 3 marriages (and a few kids) out of 11 seasons. And guys and gals who have met through the show (‘Bachelor Nation’, as they call it) have married.

The Bachelor and The Bachelorette in Australia have, so far, been surprisingly successful. Perhaps that’s because it’s been a little more down-to-earth. Bachelor No. 1 is now engaged to the woman he chose – after 2 – 3 years of dating. Bachelor No. 2 is still with the second runner-up (long story short, he really ballsed it up at the end, but he’s still with a girl he met on the show). Bachelor No. 3 is now engaged to the women he chose after about a year of dating. And Bachelorette No. 1 is all loved up with her chosen man – I’ll be very surprised if they don’t end up together. Wow! Go, Aussie!

Finding and maintaining a loving relationship is a skill you can learn

There are few things human beings want more than one special person with whom to share their life and, in most cases, have a family. So, why are we so crap at knowing how to achieve this monumental goal? I have no idea. But I do know someone who can help you. If you’re interested in learning how to find and maintain lasting love, please click here, take the time to read it all the way through and then click on the links for further information. Because going on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, or simply choosing a life partner based on feelings, probably isn’t your best strategy.

What do you like and dislike about The Bachelor and The Bachelorette? Please leave a comment below and let’s chat!

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2 Comments

  1. I agree – the Bachelor is a lousy template for picking a life mate. So are disney films, fairy tales and most love songs. Maybe because the things that actually make a strong marriage – character, commitment to being a good partner, strong communication skills, etc. – aren’t as “exciting” as passion, chemistry and shared interests.

    • Elly Klein

      I think those films can be just as great. It’s a shame there aren’t more of them. The Breakup is a GREAT example of a Hollywood romantic comedy that was hilarious, relatable and had a realistic and thought-provoking narrative and ending.

      And now we have Married at First Sight to counter The Bachelor / Bachelorette. At first, I thought it made a frivolity of marriage. But they’re not really married. It’s just a social experiment where they simulate marriage. And it’s fascinating. None of the frills of The Bachelor. Real life. Matches made by professional matchmakers. And real, lasting relationships had been formed via that show when one or both of the people in the couple said they never would have chosen that person of their own accord. Just goes to show how we don’t really give people a chance, and don’t always know what we want/need.

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