Hens Night Ideas: How to Have an Awesome Hens Night on Any Budget – Over 69 Suggestions for Your Ultimate Girls’ Night Out

NOTE: It pains me to say this (being a grammarian and all), but I’ve taken out the apostrophe in ‘hen’s night’ and ‘hens’ nights’ for search engine purposes. Okay…

As a hens night entertainer (I have a live activity running in multiple cities called the Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates chocolate readings), I know one of my clients’ main concerns is price. They want to organise something fun and memorable without breaking the bank. I totally understand.

Hens nights can be out-of-control expensive. It shouldn’t cost a small fortune to get together with the gals and celebrate someone’s last big night out as an unmarried woman (unless everyone’s agreed they want to splurge). Hens nights are a great bonding experience, so it’s important for the hen to have as many of her female friends and family members there as possible. It would be terrible if half the invitees couldn’t afford to attend.

So, I’ve compiled a list of over 69 hens night ideas to get your party started. There are four categories: Tight Budget, Moderate Budget, Big Budget and Any Budget hens night ideas. The Any Budget ideas are games and goodies you can incorporate into your party to create a true hens night experience. But first, to set you on the right path to an awesome hens night, I’ve outlined some Planning Guidelines…

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I’m Sorry, But When Did Sexuality Become a Fashion Accessory?

Miranda Kerr has done it again.

With the exception of her recent separation, the Australian supermodel, wife of a movie star, mother of a gorgeous little boy, author and international household name has been inadvertently making women feel bad about themselves for over a decade. And now she’s taken it to a whole new level.

In an interview with British ‘lad-mag’, GQ, Miranda said something along the lines of being ‘open to both men and women’ and ‘never say never’, but the media is taking the bisexuality ball and running with it. Naturally. Because lesbian tendencies are ‘so hot right now’.

It’s irrelevant to me whether Miranda (or anyone) is straight, gay, bisexual, bi-curious, asexual… whatever! But when did sexuality become a fashion accessory to be trotted out like the latest trend, beauty treatment or hairstyle to make you look more attractive? Your sexuality is what it is. And whether Miranda’s attracted to women or not, I dare say she dropped that little ditty (probably at the recommendation of her publicist) to further boost her attractiveness to the ‘gentlemen’ of Gentleman’s Quarterly, and make headlines.

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How to Have a Merry Christmas When You’re Single

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I’ve always been single at Christmas. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a Christmas and a relationship at the same time. Sure, I may have been ‘seeing someone’, but I’m yet to bring a significant other to the annual family Christmas Day celebrations. And this year will be no exception…

Now, before you break out the violins, or hand me a double-eggnog with extra cinnamon, you should know that I’m not remotely perturbed by this. It’s simply how the cards have fallen, and I’m sure the day will come when I can barely remember what Christmas was like BC (Before Commitment), as I’ve been with Mr Right for such a long time.

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F*ck Fairytale Endings: Why The Bachelor Australia was better than the American version

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The first ever Australian season of The Bachelor ended last week (made all the more amusing by Rosie Waterland’s recaps on Mamamia). After watching the American version of The Bachelor (and The Bachelorette, but we’re talking about The Bachelor here) for many years, I must confess I have a love/hate relationship with this reality TV dating show. It’s my guilty pleasure.

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Integrity: The World’s Most Underrated Quality, and Why You Should Care About It

I’ve enlisted the help of some BIG NAMES to create the largest user-generated integrity resource online. Please read all the way through – then contribute!

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Kids say the darndest things. My sister occasionally posts on Facebook some of the funny things my 4-year-old nephew says. Most recently, after being out of his mother’s sight for a moment, he emerged from his room and sheepishly uttered, ‘I hope Santa didn’t see that.’ Ha ha! My sister’s not exactly sure what he did, but she’s guessing he hit his 18-month-old brother.

I lightheartedly encouraged my sister to keep up the pretense that Santa knows if he’s been ‘naughty or nice’ for as long as possible, as she could use all the help she can get in wrangling her eldest son’s feisty (yet adorable) nature. I know for a fact that people behave better when they think someone’s watching – even if that ‘someone’ is a supernatural presence…

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Armed & Dangerous: The Best Dating and Relationship Advice Books

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I started reading dating and relationship advice books from the age of 11, which I’m sure sounds extremely young, but that’s when I started liking boys. I was terribly curious, and reading about boys was far preferable to experimenting with them, where I could learn from a safe distance in the comfort of my Laura Ashley-decorated bedroom (I’m showing my age here!).

It wasn’t long before the teddy bears, board games and My Little Ponies were replaced by Girlfriend, Dolly, Cosmo, CLEO, the entire Sweet Valley Twins series (which I still have in mint condition – surely they’re worth something by now) and a collection of self-help books that indulged my boy-mad brain. Thus began a love affair with love affairs – and I wanted to be armed and dangerous for when I finally stopped reading about it and started living it (which, much to my frustration, didn’t really happen until I was 15/16 – damn private girls’ school education)…

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The One Thing No One Ever Seems to Tell You About ‘Living Your Dream’

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As you may have guessed from my writer/author/entertainer title, I’m one of those people who are attempting to live a life of non-conformity. My dream is to make a living from entertaining and enlightening people. But I sometimes get a little annoyed with the bombardment of messages that everyone who chooses this kind of path will be: a) successful, and b) happier. Something’s missing from the dialogue that I’d like to add…

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The Night I DIDN’T Sleep with a Rock Star

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This piece was also featured on the famous Huffington Post. CLICK HERE to check it out.

I’d always wondered what it would be like to hang out with a big, international rock band. I’d grown up around boys who were more into guitars than cars, and I got into music, metal and moshing at a young age. So, when one of my favorite bands booked a gig in my city, there was no question about it – I was going.

The only problem was they’d become so popular that their gig was at a stadium rather than one of the smaller venues I preferred, where you could weasel your way to the front (my high school boyfriend taught me how to do this) and practically feel their sweat spray onto you as they head-banged to the beat. I conceded that if I didn’t make the effort to go to the stadium, I’d never get to see them live. So, I booked my ticket and off I went…

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Sex, Violence, Miley Cyrus… What Became of Subtlety?

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I recently took one of my Little Sister mentees, Sarah, out for her birthday. (Just to give you a bit of background, I mentor underprivileged teenage girls. I started with a year-long mentoring program and one mentee in January 2009. Now, I have four.)

As we were winding up our afternoon of lunching in Paddington and shopping at Bondi Markets, I asked what she was up to for the rest of the weekend:

‘I’m really looking forward to catching up on my Korean dramas’, Sarah said. ‘I watch them online.’
‘Really?’ I responded. ‘That sounds interesting. What is it you like so much about these Korean dramas?’
‘They’re subtle’, she answered.
‘What do you mean ‘subtle’?’ I inquired.
‘Well, you know how Western dramas are so full-on with kissing, touching and gratuitous sex scenes?’ Sarah asked.
‘Yes’, I agreed.
‘Well, Korean dramas are really subtle. Simply holding hands is a big deal. It’s so sweet’, Sarah explained.
‘Aww, that’s adorable’, I gushed…

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Punching Above Your Weight: If I Can Do It, So Can You

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This column was published on Mamamia.com.au, Australia’s biggest women’s website, on Friday June 1, 2012. You can view it, and over 100 comments, HERE.

Girl walks into a bar and sees drop-dead gorgeous boy who looks about 10 years younger than her. Girl immediately assumes he is ‘out of her league’, but she can’t help trying her luck anyway, despite the odds.

After a brief interaction, girl goes into the bathroom and scrawls cute note + her phone number on a piece of paper, comes out, hands it to boy and scurries away with her friend before the inevitable beetroot face ensues. Friend gives girl a pat on the back for being so bold, but girl thinks that’s as far as it’ll go. What are the odds of hearing from boy? Not good.

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