Free book – yes, you read that correctly
Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates, my humorous relationship advice book, was published in 2011. It was sold in bookstores, gift stores and chocolate stores, and received media coverage in Cosmopolitan, CLEO and many more. In 2014, it was selected by Hollywood Swag Bag as one of 20 Australian products to be gifted to Ellen DeGeneres for Christmas.
Now that a number of years have passed and I’ve evolved from author to dating coach, I kinda use what’s left of my print run as the world’s greatest business card. I love giving Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates away to women who might enjoy it. Read on to find out how you can snag your free copy (or copies!).
The delicious secret to understanding men
Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates uses chocolate as a metaphor for men and puts a positive spin on dating.
For instance, a drunken larrikin? He’s a Rum Ball. A beach babe? He’s a Coconut Chocolate. A sweet, but slightly chubby, foodie? He’s a Chocolate-Covered Marshmallow. And a good kisser? He’s a Chocolate Kiss. There are over 30 ‘flavours’ altogether.
Offering sound advice in a unique, hilarious and mouthwatering way, it’s perfect for any woman who has ever turned to chocolate during a romantic crisis.
Yummy book sample
Check out the front cover, table of contents, three selected chapters and back cover of Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates by scrolling through this delicious book sample below.
Cheeky book trailer
What do Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Russell Brand and Charlie Sheen have in common? They’re all featured in the Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates book trailer (which is like a movie trailer, but for a book). Check out the celebrities you might like to take a bite out of…
When you like something, you want share it! Check out these awesome social media testimonials from Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates fans…
Enjoying a night of humorous reading. It's like a secret bible! So much TRUTH! Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates! pic.twitter.com/E6QdNoTU0Z
— Megsy (@megy06) November 17, 2013
— Decode hair & body (@decodehair) November 28, 2013
— The Lone Cuber (@TheLoneCuber) January 17, 2013
How to snag Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates for FREE
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or via the contact form below and let me know how many copies you'd like and the address to which I'd be sending them. I'll get a quote for the shipping and handling. As long as you're willing to cover those costs, you can have as many books as you like for FREE! Hot tip: Pair it with a box of chocolates for a beautiful complete gift for all the single ladies in your life. Another idea: You could use the book as a fundraiser for a school, charity or sports team. They come in boxes of 40 and it doesn't cost that much extra to ship two boxes at a time.
If you choose to complete the contact form, please enter your email address with the utmost care. Even the slightest inaccuracy will render me unable to reply to you, which would be a total bummer!