Think online dating sucks? Think again.

I’ve heard it all before…

❤ Online dating is time-consuming
❤ Online dating is energy-draining
❤ Online dating is for losers
❤ Online dating is depressing
❤ Online dating is pointless

I know how you feel. (Boy, do I know!) But let me tell you what online dating is: Online dating is the single most effective way to find love in this day and age. Recent studies have revealed that one third of newly married couples met online. That’s nothing to sneeze at (achoo!).

The two-part secret to online dating success

If it wasn’t for online dating, I wouldn’t have had a love life for over a decade, I wouldn’t have had many wonderful relationships, and I wouldn’t have met my partner, David. We’re currently living together with a view to getting married within the next two years, so stay tuned! And if anything were to go awry with my David (it won’t, but if it did…), I can assure you I’d be back online looking for love.

So, why has online dating worked so well for me but perhaps not so much for you? Well, let me assure you it’s not because I have the beauty of a supermodel, the brains of a Nobel prize-winner, the sense of humour of a professional comedian, or the cooking skills of a domestic goddess. Nor do I have low standards. (Quite the opposite, actually.) It’s because I had: 1) the right mindset, and 2) the right skillset. And I have some great news for you: The right mindset and the right skillset are available to anyone willing to learn and apply them.

The right mindset is a combination of realistic expectations and persistence. The right skillset is a combination of having an effective online dating profile and knowing how to connect with romantic prospects online and then take it offline.

Why you shouldn’t work with me

I’m not going to lie… Online dating requires time, energy and emotional stability. If you’re not willing or able to devote a reasonable amount of time to it, if you’re likely to run out of steam after only a couple of weeks or months, or if there’s a chance you might to shatter into a million pieces when you inevitably face rejection and disappointment, I have to be honest and say there’s no point in us working together.

My services are for people who want love, dammit! They’re happy being single, but they’d be much happier in a loving relationship or marriage. They’re ready to take charge of their love life and they want a system where it’s not a matter of ‘if’ they meet someone special, but ‘when’.

How I can help you find love online

While I’m an online dating profile writer, I can’t in good conscience just write a dating profile for you and then send you on your way. That wouldn’t feel right to me.

It’s important you know how to use it. There’s a bit of an art to online dating, which is why I also want to guide you and help take all the guess work out of the process. So, instead of just an online dating profile, how about a Profilelicious Package!

Profilelicious Package

My Profilelicious Package includes three essential elements:

1. Your Plan

We’ll start by discussing your online dating experiences (or lack thereof) and deciding on your online dating strategy – which dating site (or sites) you’re going to use. We’ll also discuss dating apps. But I strongly believe if you’re looking for love, you should be on at least one quality online dating site.

2. Your Profile

Your online dating profile writer is at your service! I’ll work with you to write your online dating profile. Your job will be to complete a comprehensive questionnaire. My job will be to get busy making you sound simply swoon-worthy. I’ll also assist you with your screen name, pictures and profile completion. Finally, I’ll critique the finished product and provide with any feedback I feel will help you find that special someone.

3. Your Power

Here’s the thing: Your profile will only work if you do. That’s why you’ll receive my comprehensive guide, Beyond the Profile: 14 Steps to Finding Love Online. It covers everything from having a positive attitude and realistic expectations to how to search, reach out, respond to contact, move from the dating site to a date, and move from dating to a relationship. When you master online dating, you’ll feel a sense of power and control over the process and enjoy it a lot more. In other words, when you know how to rock online dating, online dating rocks!

All correspondence is conducted via email. It’s the most convenient form of communication for most clients and allows you to file and read back over the information. Turnaround time is about a week from the moment I receive your completed questionnaire.

My Profilelicious Package is US$297. Are you in?

If you’re ready to devote some time, energy and resources to finding love, email me at elly@ellyklein.com or complete the contact form below. We can discuss a little further how I can help you and then I can send you a link to a checkout page and book you in. Yippee! Let’s do this!

Not quite ready? No problems! Read on for testimonials, a comprehensive Q&A and other goodies.

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Testimonials from loved-up clients

“If it wasn’t for Elly’s online dating profile expertise, I wouldn’t have met my wife. And I met her within 2 weeks of uploading my new profile! We’ve now been together since 2006, and have three sons. ‘Thank you, Elly’ doesn’t even begin to cover it.” – Mike

“I was heartbroken when I got divorced and never thought I’d find love again. I experimented with online dating but, after almost 20 years of marriage, I really struggled with it. Then Elly wrote my dating profile and helped me feel confident using the dating site. I met my new love within a couple of months and we married quickly because we wanted to start a family. Thank you, Elly, for your awesome writing and generous support.” – Em

Q&A – your probing questions answered

May I please see some examples of your work?

Absolutely! But on my No-BS page, I explain why, unfortunately, I’m not able to publish them online. Simply complete the form below and you’ll receive two samples of my work plus my new article, 7 Online Dating Mistakes I Made Before I Found ‘The One’.

What makes you qualified as an online dating profile writer and mentor?

I answer this question in great detail on my About page, but in a nutshell…

♥ I’ve been a professional copywriter for 15 years. (That’s a person who writes advertising and promotional materiel, in case you didn’t know. And a dating profile is, essentially, an ad.)
♥ I’m the author of the humorous relationship advice book, Men Are Like a Box of Chocolates.
♥ I’ve been widely featured in the media as a dating and relationship expert, including being published, quoted and interviewed by reputable outlets.
♥ I’m a 2015 Love U graduate – a comprehensive 6-month online dating and relationship course by renowned dating coach, Evan Marc Katz. It was a life-changing experience and one of the best things I’ve ever done. It also now qualifies me to help others with their love lives.
I’m my own online dating success story. After experiencing almost every online dating high and low over 11 years, 2 countries (Australia and the USA), and 7 dating sites, I finally found love online at age 38. David and I have now been together for over two years, are currently living together in domestic bliss, and planning to get married within the next two years (so stay tuned!).

Why would I pay someone to write my online dating profile when I can write it myself?

Because unless you’re a professional copywriter, you’re probably not as skilled at persuasive writing as I am. Many of my clients are highly educated (doctors, lawyers, professionals etc.), but they simply don’t know how to sell themselves online as a romantic prospect. I do!

Won’t my profile sound inauthentic if you write it?

Not. Because when you complete your comprehensive questionnaire, I pay close attention to your answers and craft a profile that best reflects YOU. I also try to pull direct quotes out of your questionnaire so it’s literally your voice. I’m extremely mindful of writing a profile that will attract your ideal partner – not a literary masterpiece even Shakespeare couldn’t have penned. Those kinds of profiles run the risk of having the opposite and totally undesired effect. They could intimate and repel someone who might be perfect for you. Or they could impress and attract someone who’s expecting a completely different person once they start communicating with you directly. My background is in advertising. This is an ad. I’m not writing it to show how clever I am at writing. I’m writing it to help you find love online!

Do you work with both women and men?

Definitely! Although, I find it’s mostly women who are proactive enough to seek out an online dating profile writer and mentor to help them find love. That’s a shame because men need just as much (if not more) assistance than women. C’mon, fellas. If you’re reading this, swallow your pride and reach out. Don’t worry – it’ll be our little secret.

Isn’t online dating over and it’s all about dating apps now?

Not at all. While dating apps have their place, they’re more likely to facilitate a hookup than a relationship. Online dating offers much more information about each romantic prospect, requires more work than simply swiping left or right based on looks, and is more effective for those looking for love. While a dating app could be another string to your bow, I wouldn’t put all your eggs in the dating app basket. If you’re serious about finding a life partner, I believe you should be on at least one quality online dating site.

If you’re Australian, why do you charge in US dollars?

Because most of my clients are American. I’m great at helping Americans because I’ve lived and dated in the US. Prior to my current partner, David (an Australian I met online in Sydney), I met my last two boyfriends online in New York City. I’ve also made some priceless American guy pals thanks to online dating. The other reason I charge in US dollars is because it’s an internationally recognized currency and I serve clients from all over the world.

What if I still don’t find love online? Can a get a refund?

Unfortunately, no. That’d be like asking for a refund on your gym membership if you didn’t lose weight. Your online dating success is your responsibility. It’s a combination of attitude, persistence and, let’s face it, a stroke of luck. But I can assure you I’m going to give it my absolute all to help you find love. If you, too, give it your absolute all, I truly believe it won’t be a matter of ‘if’ you find a loving partner, but ‘when’.

You made it this far?

If you read all the way to the bottom, you’re obviously a very careful shopper. Me too! I’m not one to part with my hard-earned cash quickly or easily. I hope the Q&A has convinced you I’m able to help you find love online. So, let me tell you about my Profilelicious Package one more time. See below.

How I can help you find love online

While I’m an online dating profile writer, I can’t in good conscience just write a dating profile for you and then send you on your way. That wouldn’t feel right to me.

It’s important you know how to use it. There’s a bit of an art to online dating, which is why I also want to guide you and help take all the guess work out of the process. So, instead of just an online dating profile, how about a Profilelicious Package!

Profilelicious Package

My Profilelicious Package includes three essential elements:

1. Your Plan

We’ll start by discussing your online dating experiences (or lack thereof) and deciding on your online dating strategy – which dating site (or sites) you’re going to use. We’ll also discuss dating apps. But I strongly believe if you’re looking for love, you should be on at least one quality online dating site.

2. Your Profile

Your online dating profile writer is at your service! I’ll work with you to write your online dating profile. Your job will be to complete a comprehensive questionnaire. My job will be to get busy making you sound simply swoon-worthy. I’ll also assist you with your screen name, pictures and profile completion. Finally, I’ll critique the finished product and provide with any feedback I feel will help you find that special someone.

3. Your Power

Here’s the thing: Your profile will only work if you do. That’s why you’ll receive my comprehensive guide, Beyond the Profile: 14 Steps to Finding Love Online. It covers everything from having a positive attitude and realistic expectations to how to search, reach out, respond to contact, move from the dating site to a date, and move from dating to a relationship. When you master online dating, you’ll feel a sense of power and control over the process and enjoy it a lot more. In other words, when you know how to rock online dating, online dating rocks!

All correspondence is conducted via email. It’s the most convenient form of communication for most clients and allows you to file and read back over the information. Turnaround time is about a week from the moment I receive your completed questionnaire.

My Profilelicious Package is US$297. Are you in?

If you’re ready to devote some time, energy and resources to finding love, email me at elly@ellyklein.com or complete the contact form below. We can discuss a little further how I can help you and then I can send you a link to a checkout page and book you in. Yippee! Let’s do this!

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